Anybody reading this specific blog is gonna know what this is about, so I'm skimping on the details. Pasta entails, and screen names are protected (though identities are obvious). I'll explain what's going on, but if you're reading, you should already know.
This is the beginning of the experiment. For days, people have been talking how Calvin lies and talks about... everything. So, I'm going to try and see how long it takes for something that should be a 'secret' to get out.
caligumente (2:53:47 AM): the girl that he used to like, just found out and was happy to hear it, but now he doesnt like her anymore and now there's a bunch of drama over who-told-who what
caligumente (2:54:11 AM): and its been annoying me for the past few weeks but calvin is starting to turn into a habitual liar
Protected (2:54:11 AM): WHOOOAA
caligumente (2:54:16 AM): do you mind if i test something on you
Protected (2:54:18 AM): omg, you guys are alumnis already
caligumente (2:54:32 AM): im gonna say that i like you and see how long it takes for this to reach isaac and alvin
caligumente (2:54:45 AM): with the 'dont tell anybody okay :P'
Protected (2:54:51 AM): LOL
Protected (2:55:33 AM): then that's fineSo after the set-up, I found he was offline from AIM, which makes logging hard. But, there is Facebook, and the power of 'Prnt Scrn.' And, Microsoft Paint. The documentation of important points of our Facebook conversation have been covered and are captured in image format and will be accompanied with this post. But, onward...
Protected (2:55:35 AM): I dc
caligumente (2:55:38 AM): okay, excellent
Protected (2:55:41 AM): lol
caligumente (2:55:48 AM): if he IMs you, log it and tell me
Protected (2:55:57 AM): who, Calvin?
caligumente (2:55:59 AM): yeah
caligumente (2:56:02 AM): alvin bets < 1 week
Protected (2:56:04 AM): he's not even on
caligumente (2:56:06 AM): i bet < four days
caligumente (2:56:07 AM): no, i know
Protected (2:56:10 AM): wait
caligumente (2:56:11 AM): but im planning on doing it when he is
Protected (2:56:12 AM): hold on
Protected (2:56:16 AM): explain this to me again
Protected (2:56:30 AM): I thought you wanted to see how long it takes to get to ISaac and Alvin
caligumente (2:56:34 AM): yes
caligumente (2:56:37 AM): theyre playing along
Protected (2:56:46 AM): OH
caligumente (2:56:49 AM): im going to tell isaac/alvin what im doing, and theyll be like 'okay lulz'
Protected (2:56:51 AM): how long it takes CALVIN to get to us
caligumente (2:56:55 AM): yes!
Protected (2:56:58 AM): ohhh okay
caligumente (2:56:59 AM): brilliant, sally!
caligumente (5:22:57 AM): what time did calvin tell you?That's a documented reference of what we'd talked about, getting out. And with any lack of secret-keeping, comes confrontation. It begins, and is separated into convenient, easy-to-read sections based on importance and sequence. Enjoy.
caligumente (5:23:00 AM): guess-timate
Monkiednk (5:23:19 AM): like 11 or 12
caligumente (5:23:24 AM): yesterday, in the evening
caligumente (5:23:31 AM): what did he say?
Monkiednk (5:24:21 AM): I told him that Nate liked Sally
caligumente (5:24:29 AM): nate likes sally.
Monkiednk (5:24:47 AM): and he asked me if I meant the sally that you likie
Monkiednk (5:24:53 AM): like
caligumente (5:25:04 AM): fail
caligumente (5:25:10 AM): it took less than two days for him to say something, then
That's four lies about the same subject in under three days. Two about not saying anything, and another two about actually saying something.
caligumente (12:42:10 PM): uh
caligumente (12:42:17 PM): did you tell anybody about the uh
caligumente (12:42:18 PM): sally thing
DoggyChewToy (12:45:24 PM): nope
DoggyChewToy (12:45:31 PM): why?
caligumente (12:46:00 PM): are you sure?
DoggyChewToy (12:46:08 PM): yeah i dont think so
caligumente (12:46:14 PM): awesome! because sam knosIn an effort to ignore confrontation, we change the subject. I change it back and we come full circle to the bit about lying...
caligumente (12:46:16 PM): knows*
DoggyChewToy (12:46:20 PM): seriously?
DoggyChewToy (12:46:27 PM): wait, sam was talking about her yesterday night
caligumente (12:46:31 PM): yup, he distinctly said you brought it up in casual conversation
caligumente (12:46:37 PM): i went to carrows with him around 4 a.m.
DoggyChewToy (12:46:51 PM): ooh, yeah sam was talking about how nathan was obsessed with her
DoggyChewToy (12:47:06 PM): or something like that
caligumente (12:47:07 PM): you really should avoid telling people these things though
caligumente (12:47:14 PM): since i made it up and all
DoggyChewToy (12:47:23 PM): LOL
caligumente (12:47:38 PM): but it took you less than two days to tell somebody! this is a new record
DoggyChewToy (12:47:42 PM): i didnt think you were serious
caligumente (12:48:47 PM): but you still told
DoggyChewToy (12:48:53 PM): yeah, sorry
Another lie.
DoggyChewToy (12:49:17 PM): i knew you were not seriousAnother 'nother lie. This one is actually better, but still unbelievable.
caligumente (12:49:31 PM): nope
DoggyChewToy (12:49:31 PM): because who can actually like sally
caligumente (12:49:36 PM): you wouldve brought that up if you thought that
DoggyChewToy (12:49:43 PM): okay
DoggyChewToy (12:51:00 PM): if you are just trying to be confrontational then i dont really want to talk to you
caligumente (12:51:16 PM): if you are just trying to be dodgy then go for it
DoggyChewToy (12:51:31 PM): yes, i am trying to be dodgy. Because i told sam
caligumente (12:51:46 PM): yes, i am trying to be confrontational. Because i told you not to tell anybody, twice
DoggyChewToy (12:52:03 PM): well what are you trying to get at
caligumente (12:52:38 PM): probably that youre not trustworthy with, well, secrets
DoggyChewToy (12:52:55 PM): thats fine, i think i know that
The back and forth mocking and rhetorical question spamming begins.
Given, Harry has a significantly better personality than you. Your character traits are usually not as malleable as how you control your actions, and lying -that's not an inherent characteristic. Neither is victimizing yourself.
DoggyChewToy (12:53:12 PM): why, was sally in it
caligumente (12:53:27 PM): yes
DoggyChewToy (12:53:33 PM): if you are just going to fuck with me the same way you fuck with harry or something
caligumente (12:53:36 PM): i doubt you told her though
DoggyChewToy (12:53:42 PM): plz stop talking to me
caligumente (12:53:50 PM): oh no, im not fucking with you
caligumente (12:53:55 PM): what you do just says something about who YOU are
caligumente (12:54:02 PM): people have already established that im an asshole
DoggyChewToy (12:54:25 PM): are you trying to get people to establish that im a liar?
caligumente (12:54:34 PM): are you not?
DoggyChewToy (12:54:38 PM): i am a liar
caligumente (12:54:43 PM): well, everybody is
DoggyChewToy (12:54:45 PM): but are you trying to tell the world that
DoggyChewToy (12:54:55 PM): or just sally
DoggyChewToy (12:55:03 PM): because frankly, i dont give a shit about what sally thinks
caligumente (2:32:46 PM): maybe if you talked less about how he loves yui he wouldnt paste to me
DoggyChewToy (2:32:57 PM): thats acceptable
DoggyChewToy (2:33:15 PM): is this just a result of your boredom?
DoggyChewToy (2:33:26 PM): you just find conflict to keep you busy
caligumente (2:33:55 PM): yeah, pretty much
caligumente (2:34:06 PM): if i had some substantial motivation behind it, would that be better?
DoggyChewToy (2:34:20 PM): yea, that would rationalize it a bit more
DoggyChewToy (2:34:34 PM): but doing it for the giggles is fucked up
caligumente (2:34:35 PM): but what am i rationalizing?
caligumente (2:34:54 PM): considering the degrading way we all talk about certain people, i dont think you have any right to say that
This all started because of his mouthing, not mine. I will admit that I am an asshole for taking enjoyment in this, but I enjoy drama just as much as the next person. Nobody'll like being part of it, but we all like reading about it.
DoggyChewToy (2:36:07 PM): i dont want to sound like daniel, but i really dont want to associate with you
DoggyChewToy (2:36:12 PM): if you are just going to find conflict to kill time
DoggyChewToy (2:36:29 PM): if you dont like me, dont talk to me
caligumente (2:37:18 PM): no, thats perfectly understandable
caligumente (2:37:30 PM): if you talk trash about ME, though, at least do it to somebody who wont end up getting it out to me
And this point'll be brought up later. While I was out eating lunch (Chinese food, which was not very good, at that) he had several conversations with people who were in on this -and his words will eventually be pasted in a little section below. Oddly, as soon as I leave, he goes and trash talks again, which vindicates my point.
DoggyChewToy (2:38:08 PM): i dont talk trash about you for fun jeff
DoggyChewToy (2:38:16 PM): i was just pissed off
DoggyChewToy (2:38:20 PM): thats understandable
caligumente (2:38:34 PM): no, but im not going to assume that this is the only time you've said something degrading about me
caligumente (2:38:44 PM): the way you talk about everybody else makes that almost impossible
DoggyChewToy (2:39:28 PM): thats fine to make that assumption
DoggyChewToy (2:39:32 PM): i can see where its coming from
DoggyChewToy (2:40:51 PM): okay, well are you done with fucking around with meExcept that we mess childishly with Harry. He may not get as much respect as he should, but he doesn't commit actions that are worthy of disrespect.
DoggyChewToy (2:41:38 PM): i do not feel good being your entertainment for a sunday afternoon and now i know how people like harry would feel
caligumente (2:41:57 PM): yes, unless you decide to keep telling people im an asshole
DoggyChewToy (2:42:15 PM): nope, im not going to tell people you are an asshole
DoggyChewToy (2:42:33 PM): dont talk to me anymore, id appreciate that
caligumente (2:42:43 PM): okay, then
caligumente (2:42:57 PM): but its really not a figment of my boredom
caligumente (2:43:10 PM): i wouldntve done it unless somebody else figured that i should
DoggyChewToy (2:43:34 PM): and who was that, sally
DoggyChewToy (2:43:39 PM): why does she want anything to do with me
caligumente (2:43:43 PM): oh no, she doesnt care at all
DoggyChewToy (2:43:46 PM): or isaac
caligumente (2:43:46 PM): but she agreed to be the 'it'
DoggyChewToy (2:44:30 PM): so you decided to be the person who would break it to me
caligumente (2:45:03 PM): yes, because clearly nobody else enjoys confrontational things
DoggyChewToy (2:45:46 PM): okay, well i do not like confrontational people.
caligumente (2:45:56 PM): yeah, its better to talk trash behind peoples' backs
DoggyChewToy (2:46:24 PM): yeah, but in this case im tired of talking behind your back
caligumente (2:46:35 PM): which is what leads to confrontation, yes
caligumente (2:46:43 PM): you'll find that people are tired of the same thing
DoggyChewToy (2:47:04 PM): everybody is tired of confrontation
DoggyChewToy (2:47:07 PM): except for you
caligumente (2:47:12 PM): not really
caligumente (2:47:14 PM): there are lulz to be had
caligumente (2:47:30 PM): my point was that people dont like trash talking, which leads to confrontation
DoggyChewToy (2:47:42 PM): yes, i get your point
DoggyChewToy (2:48:15 PM): in either case, i dont want to associate with you anymore. If you are going to talk shit about me, just keep it with the people you normally talk shit about me to
DoggyChewToy (2:48:21 PM): dont go and facebook note it
His comments in regards to himself are becoming more and more victimizing. If foresight could prevent somebody from lying, or gossiping, or trash talking, think of all the wonders it could do for him! And that's the meat of the conversation.
Here's a special section for comments relevant to this plot. And, well, comments he's made about me, which I'll post first (they're more exciting).
DoggyChewToy (1:09:12 PM): oh
DoggyChewToy (1:09:17 PM): goddammit, hes such an asshole
DoggyChewToy (1:09:47 PM): seriously, its like hes trying to fuck with everybody
DoggyChewToy (1:11:29 PM): fuck jeff.
(1:26:04 PM) DoggyChewToy: so jeff was messing with me with that whole sally thing lolAnother normal response. Just, written by somebody who is a figment of my boredom.
(1:27:46 PM) DoggyChewToy: yeah, i fuckin hate him now
(1:28:25 PM) DoggyChewToy: i mean its just a figment of his boredom
And some more comments, about his responses, and some about why we started this entire dramatic debate. As usual, names are protected. These are, specifically logs that occurred before I even told him the 'secret.'
Protected (2:41:34 AM): by the way jeff, lol
Protected (2:41:42 AM): calvin must think i'm a fucking idiot
Protected (2:42:42 AM): i know, he thinks im an idiotAnd here are the responses.
Protected (2:42:44 AM): but i just played along
Protected (2:43:19 AM): thats not even
Protected (2:43:20 AM): the worst of it
Protected (2:43:32 AM): hes awful at keeping secrets
Protected (2:43:40 AM): he tels something
Protected (2:43:44 AM): if he gets lulz out of it.
caligumente (2:55:08 AM): this is to sally:
caligumente (2:55:09 AM):
caligumente (2:54:32 AM): im gonna say that i like you and see how long it takes for this to reach isaac and alvin
caligumente (2:54:45 AM): with the 'dont tell anybody okay :P'
caligumente (2:55:12 AM): im going to try this on calvin
Protected (2:55:19 AM): LOL
Protected (2:55:28 AM): thats so funny
Protected (2:55:29 AM): i'd sa
Protected (2:55:33 AM): 1 week
caligumente (2:56:22 AM): great...!
caligumente (2:56:25 AM): im betting under four days
Protected (2:56:31 AM): i think it depends
Protected (2:56:35 AM): when he hangs out with isaac
Protected (2:56:45 AM): i doint think calvin wiill tell me unless i see him in person
caligumente (2:57:31 AM): you can coax it out of him, hes not clever or observant or anything
Protected (2:59:20 AM): i'm more curious to see when he'll do it indepndently.
caligumente (2:59:40 AM): i think the not being there in person might be a problem
caligumente (2:59:44 AM): but he really is kind of a blabbermouth
Protected (3:01:24 AM): he's really
Protected (3:01:32 AM): really . really.
Protected (3:01:34 AM): degrading
caligumente (3:01:43 AM): yeah, pretty much
Protected (3:02:05 AM): he has no respect
Protected (3:24:20 AM): bullshit
Protected (3:24:25 AM): calvins just talking out of his ass
caligumente (12:19:08 AM): alvin, do try and associate with him so i can have my point proven
Protected (12:24:50 AM): refuse
Protected (12:24:55 AM): hes going to harass me about yui
Protected (3:25:53 PM): this kid should have sucked it up and admitted that he got called out and deserved it
Protected (3:25:56 PM): instead of whining about it
Protected (3:25:58 PM): OMG JEFF IS AN ASS
Protected (3:26:07 PM): well maybe if you stopped being an ass, he wouldnt be an ass to you.
Protected (3:26:42 PM): but i know that if i outright lied to you about something youd call me out on it
Protected (3:26:55 PM): and id deserve itSo there. Numerous opinions of him are up, and I don't think I need to write anything degrading of my own, aside from the natural effect of this post.
Protected (3:27:06 PM): i wouldnt go around like OMG THAT JEFF SUCKS BECAUSE HE CALLED ME OUT ON MY RIDICULOUS LIE
Protected (3:27:57 PM): I DONT WANT TO BE FRIENDS ANYMORE NOW
Protected (3:27:58 PM): CAUSE
Protected (3:28:04 PM): YOU CALLED ME OUT ON IT
Protected (12:33:23 AM): calvins an ass sometimes
Protected (12:33:24 AM): lol
Protected (12:39:38 AM): and yeah he does talk pretty degrading
